If You Lived Here You'd Be Home Now! The latest installment.  Buh. A brief history of Hell. A who's-who of Demonkind. Just who the fuck do I think I am? What's wrong with me; I'm no help.
Keep abreast of neighborhood goings-on! The latest installment.  Buh. A who's-who of Demonkind. A brief history of Hell. Just who the fuck do I think I am? What's wrong with me; I'm no help. You don't need that.
Hell's Corners: Canto I
September 1, 2004
Welcome to Hell!
Welcome to Hell!
Splash image -- the
"cover" for "Book 1".
I'm such a suck.
September 3, 2004
Outside the Gas & Go
Outside the Gas & Go
Page 1 details the demise of our story's hero. ALREADY WE'RE FLOUTING CONVENTION!!!111
September 6, 2004
Descent
Outside the Gas & Go
An unconscious Jeff spirals headlong into ... a smoldering crater, and together we laugh at his misfortune.
September 8, 2004
Just put "Jeff"
Outside the Gas & Go
Jeff is greeted (if you want to call it that) by a demon policing geological formation preservation.
September 10, 2004
People call me Azzy.
Welcome to Hell!
In which we're formally introduced to Azmodeus.
September 13, 2004
Wheelbarrow of fun!
Welcome to Hell!
Azzy's associate Raold looks like Tomoyasu Hotei -- and even sports an axe! Ha! I made ... humor. Big laffs. Bwee.
September 15, 2004
Mom's old saw.
Welcome to Hell!
More fun-loving craziness than a ride on the shortbus, Jeff rides the wheelbarrow of the damned with a wacky assortment of corpses.
September 20, 2004
Please ring for service.
Welcome to Hell!
Not the Great Green Limpopo River.

September 22, 2004
Practicality
Welcome to Hell!
Grapply hand
creatures away!

September 24, 2004
Bursitis
& tortilla straws
Welcome to Hell!
I thought I was bringing the shrimp dip.

September 27, 2004
If you lived here...
Welcome to Hell!
Keep your grapply hand creatures to yourself.
Hell's Corners glimpsed from a distance.
 

October 1, 2004
Just got off the boat
Welcome to Hell!
What the hell are those? Quilts?

October 4, 2004
Hard to please
Welcome to Hell!
Newly mobile Jeff gets pushy -- OH RIGHT IT'S "ASSERTIVE" NOW -- in his quest for answers.

October 6, 2004
Per se
Welcome to Hell!
I'm thinking of eliminating this idiot commentary and selling the space to advertisers. You'd like that, right?
October 8, 2004
A balance to this shit
Welcome to Hell!
Jeff ponders the big questions, and Azzy warns against refinancing -- i.e. the most boring leg of this conversation to date.
October 13, 2004
Metaphysics
Welcome to Hell!
Azzy has the gall to accuse us of not comprehending physical law before orally delivering a D Intro to Philosophy paper.
October 15, 2004
Let's Get Together!
Welcome to Hell!
Factory? We want to hear more of your ceaseless prattling re: life, the universe and everything!
October 18, 2004
Contain your excitement
Welcome to Hell!
I wanted a sunroom.
October 20, 2004
A quilt of one's own
Welcome to Hell!
Probably they don't have OB/GYNs in Hell.
October 27, 2004
Till morning
Welcome to Hell!
How about Sparkles?!
November 3 , 2004
Urp
Welcome to Hell!
OMG the cobwebs!
November 12, 2004
Sleep tight
Welcome to Hell!
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