Geoffrey Patrick McNamara
Human soul • Age upon death: 21
Height: 5'9" • Weight: 160 • Libra

In life, Jeff never really fit anywhere. Too gawky and literate to mesh with the Abercrombie & Fitch set and not gawky and literate enough to hook up with the D&D crowd, he spent a lot of time on the internet memorizing the Mentor's Last Words and trolling on anime message boards. His script kiddie existence cut short by a yuppie's sportscar, Jeff finds himself struggling just as hard to adjust to life in Hell. Bad enough the cost of living is outrageous and everything he wants has to be bought via his horrible factory job's insane Chuck E. Cheese incentive program, but he's further tormented by the Dianic sex appeal of one neighbor and the unending baked goods of another, and compounding matters both of them are apparently cannibals, and Jeff was never one for resisting peer pressure.